I would like to categorically deny that it was I, Muppet, who stole the scones from out of the bag of Marian, when I was in the office, being looked after by our reliable Number Adding-Up Lady.
The bag fell open, the foil wrapped package fell out of the bag and into my open mouth and the fact that no-one could catch me running around the office trying to dispose of it after it fell into my mouth isn't my fault at all.
Nor is the fact that the said scones, in the rescue attempt, got squished by my nice shiny new teeth, or that the foil wrapping fell off as a result, or that Marian went hungry yesterday.
Got it?
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