Five years on... the Muppet is back

It seems that it's been almost exactly five years since I last blogged anything.  My mum is useless and hasn't put my musings up forever. 


I should start with an update.  Not only am I now a Veteran (that's in show terms... I'm still the bestest dog ever, no matter my age).  I'm nearly 9 years old.  But I look fabulous for my age... obviously.


The sad bits first.  Lucycat and my bestest buddy Cassie both went to join thecatwithnofurthing in Rainbow Bridge.  But there's nice stuff too.  My big sister Meg is now nearly 16 and whilst she is very wobbly now, especially when I jump on her and she falls over, The Deviant is now nearly 6 and Princess and Skinvader still live with us too.  This year, Skinvader got an allie.  Nekkiddog.  She's pretty but weird.  She's 9 months old.  She's possibly more naughty than me.  Her Auntie Gina took this picture.  See what I mean?  That face spells naughty. 

This week me and The Deviant LOVE her lots.  She smells really nice.  It's doing funny things to our heads (and other bits).  She has to stay behind a big gate so we can sing love songs to her.  Mum thinks this is amusing.  She yells at us how lovely it is, quite a lot.  Apparently we can stop the love songs in a week, but I think Nekkidog likes it.  She wiggles her bum a lot to show us. 


The Deviant has a v.e.t. appointment tonight because his ears are still manky (Mum says it's his brains falling out, really - but we know he hasn't got one so she's fibbing).  So, tonight, I've got Nekkidog all to myself for an hour.  Mum's talking about crates and stuff though, which will be fun, I can sing whilst Nekkidog, who doesn't do crates, sings back, barks and keeps the neighbours entertained.  Mum says she's running in the v.e.t. and running out again.   We shall see.  Report later.

Me and my bestest chum Erin.  I'm doing my show stuff here.  I help her.