Goodness where has the time gone?

I'm soooooooooo sorry for not being able to blog earlier. Firstly I got a bit busy doing... stuff....y'know... like digging in the sandbags for the building work in the garden. Then Mum got poorly and couldn't help me with the computer so here we are... three days before this Christmas thing happens.

Mum says I have more presents through the post than she has. I think she's a bit miffed about that but whatever, they smell good, they look good and they will be ripped open in a few days apparently. My sisters have stuff too and ssssssh cousin Jimmy has something from us all too but tis a secret.

I've been working hard in the office. Apart from the incident-in-the-conservatory-room on the day I stayed with Jimmy and got carried away and Mum had to go round and clean the entire conservatory out. And today. I felt lazy today and for the first time in months Mum said she wasn't very happy with me having a poo in reception. I couldn't be bothered to tell her I needed to go out today, but after someone found some perfume I think they were all happy.

I have a new coat that fits me cos i grew. It doesn't have a cow pattern or a rider on it. It's posh, a proper grown up one.... I'll get Mum to take a picture soon, but here's one of me showing how much I'm growing.

I have been back to the grooming salon. But it's ok, you'd never know. I came out white. I look yellow now hahaha! Look at my manky feet!

And, just in case you thought I'd stopped being norty... well here's me showing the catwithnofurthing how to play. First... hide and seek... slowly does it. Put on the cute face...and...

Boooooooooooooooooooo! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar! I AM THE MUPPET MONSTER!

Ok. She did swipe me, but I pretended she didn't. OK?

Is it Christmas yet?