M'Lord, Mum presents Exhibit A:
(for the avoidance of doubt (and for Cindy...swoon), this is Mum's leg... and upon her leg is what used to be a Pop Sock. In two halves. With holes. Big holes. And little holes. And a bit soggy.).
M'Lord, Mum also presents Suspect M:
(and again for the avoidance of doubt, this is a very very guilty looking fluffy, yet slightly grubby, creature, pretending to nonchalently sit quietly in order to get away with the crime put before you).
When questioned, Suspect M claimed "It wasn't me, Guv, it was already hanging off the dog gate when I sat next to it".
Please may Mum have your verdict?
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Good luck on Sunday Muppet. You could charm the birds from the trees with your good looks - let's hope it works with the judges!
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